otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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humilliate:

when people keep continuosly repeating their unfunny joke

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when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet

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sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

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crystallized-teardrops:

i don’t think anyone realises how much effort i put into trying not punching everyone at school

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lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

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flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

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